Aaaaah office of emergise, how I do love you.
As they say on MTV cribs, this is where the magic happens – or is that the bedroom? Oh no silly, that’s the other magic, so naughty!! But so nice.
It’s on days like this that I feel so bloody lucky to be where I’m at today. It was 13 years ago that I started to work from home and manage my own time and I’d like to say I haven’t looked back, but Jesus Christ, at times I so have! Back in the beginning, I was a young 21 year old who had the freedom of the company car, the home office and the company mobile, and fuck me was that trouble!
Well actually the trouble started a year later when I realised I needed more, took the transfer to London and the party day’s took over baby! Suffice to say Mondays in bed with my mobile on my pillow, were an experience for sure, and I guess not the most productive way to start the week…fun though!! To this day, I’m amazed no-one found out! Well if they read this then they’ll know! Would I do it differently if I had the chance to do it again? – HELL NO! I spose the reason I never got fired was down to the all-nighters I used to put in – when I had to present proposals to my clients, presenting to them on no sleep then collapsing for a whole day – ah yeah them were the days. How the hell am I still alive?! Surely it shouldn’t be possible!
Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re amazed at the sheer genius of me right now and that’s understandable, I am a god(dess) after all, but you mustn’t let that faze you. You too can get by in life by the skin of your teeth – all you have to do is push the boundaries. LOL
Ok side track for a moment – “Skin of your teeth” where the hell did that come from? Let me find out. Found it!
“Skin of your teeth” Origin
The phrase first appears in English in the Geneva Bible, 1560, in Job 19:20, which provides a literal translation of the original Hebrew:
“I haue escaped with the skinne of my tethe.”
Teeth don’t have skin, of course, so the writer may have been alluding to the teeth’s surface or simply to a notional minute measure – something that might now be referred to, with less poetic imagery than the biblical version, as ‘as small as the hairs on a gnat’s bollock’.
Cool. Now it could be just me, but I don’t think I’ve ever used THAT expression before! “AS SMALL AS THE HAIRS ON A GNAT’S BOLLOCK”!!!! That’s even worse!!! So what does that mean? Am I some kind of traditional girl then or something?!! Who knows. Anyway digression too long, back to my point.
What was my point? LOL only kidding!
So pushing your boundaries – it’s true, life’s all about pushing your boundaries, taking yourself out of your comfort zone and doing something you’ve never done before. Life Susan Jeffers explains in her book Feel the Fear and Do it Anyway
No matter what happens I know it will always work out. So when the lifestyle, the properties and the holidays I had in my 20’s disappeared, I knew I had to lose them to learn how to cope. To know what it was like to have nothing, to be homeless, because that was me. That was me a mere two years ago…
I live to my extreme’s, I do things people tell me I can’t or shouldn’t do, and I love it!! I’m the black sheep; I’m the person walking the other way and I’m the one person who will turn up when you least expect it!!! Sure it doesn’t always work out as planned but that’s the whole point of the no-lose model – whatever happens, I’ve always won. It makes life even sweeter than it already is my friends, so what the hell are you waiting for?!!! Crack on and start living like you can never lose…
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Listen my precious, there’s enough love around you to last a trillion lifetimes in a trillion galaxy’s, and do you know why? Because you is attracting it baby! I don’t know what you’re doing right now but you sure are giving out a whole lotta lovable something.
Has anyone been hurt from a love overdose before? I don’t think so, I think the only side affect is you can get loveritis arms – but that’s only in extreme cases.
You don’t experience love silly, You ARE love. Peace out.
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We all deserve to get excited about something, so what will you get excited about today? It could be a long bath, your favourite chocolate bar or booking your dream holiday, whatever it is, I want you to act like you’ve won the bloomin lottery!
Yes yes yes yes YES!!!!!!
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Todays daily emergiser was inspired from the feeling I got when I booked my flights for my weekend to Barcelona. Holy Maloney, I could’ve exploded, the faces, the noises, it was all too much!!! But it doesn’t need to be anything like that, it could simply be finishing your work early, getting a seat on the tube, or cooking a new dish that tastes amazing!!
Listen, the details aren’t important it’s the excitement that’s the key and remember, just go effin mental and go back to being a kid again, I guarantee you’ll bloomin love it!
Get excited because after all, today will never ever happen again ;-)
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Sometimes you don’t have to be a good girl to get presents you know. I’ve been behaving pretty badly recently and I still got one. When I woke up this morning this was in my garden and I hadn’t even asked for it. Now, who’s a lucky girl hey.
Mother nature is a pretty awesome lady. I’m not saying you should start hugging trees or anything like that but maybe a little appreciation today might do you the world of good. Sometimes we can get so wrapped up in the finer things in life that we forget to notice the little things. Check out the awesomeness outside your window today because it might just rock your world.
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Never underestimate the power of listening. Whether you’re listening to them or they’re listening to you, it may just hold the key you’ve been looking for.
Remember what’s not being said is just as important as what is being said.
Hurdy Gurdy
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Making a decision gorgeous, can be the hardest or the easiest thing to do. Which one is it for you? I’ll give you a clue, if you can’t decide which one you are then you’re the former.
Just remember that whatever happens you can handle it and most importantly you can nearly always change it.
Life, so hard and yet so very very…Simples.
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My precious, oh how you shine today like the gem that you are. The only problem is if you keep shining this brightly we may have to add anti-glare onto the eyeballs of all newborns from now on, we gotta protect the masses you know!
Twinkle twinkle little star…
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I just love how you’re starting to think outside the box lovely, it takes courage and imagination to do that but oh my lordy will it pay off.
Do something different today, get those creative juices flowing.
Snappy Bappy, 1-2-3!
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“Keep going my darling, keep doing what you’re doing because soooo many people are thanking you for it. Some of the thanks cannot be heard by the naked ear but they’re there, I promise you.
The crowd are on their feet, the cheers can be heard many moons away!!
Roarrrrrrrrrrr!”
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Hi there my name’s Emma and I’m a geek.
So what did you do at the weekend? Did you see your friends, catch a movie, maybe even go back to your families; well it was Fathers Day after all. What did I do? Oh nothing much really, I only went and created my own effin website!! Oh yes my friends, you are reading this correctly. In fact this very website that you’re looking at right now was born this weekend from my own blood, sweat and tears.
Ok, I admit there were times when I wanted to throw my laptop out of the window, smash it against a wall and smear oil all over its dirty, shitty keypad, but I didn’t. I stuck with it, worked through the CSS and html pain and finally I can now sit back, admire my own work and just for a fleeting moment, feel proud to be alive.
Why didn’t I get someone to do it for me, I hear you cry from a distant land? Well my friends, for those of you who don’t know me, I happen to be an imperfectionist on the road to recovery and until I reach the end of that road, I would much rather do some things myself. Call me picky and you would be absolutely correct.
So wherever you are and whatever you’re doing right now, I want you to know that without your love, support and regular meals, I could not have done this without you. For that my friends, I raise a glass to us all and to our new, sparkly and pretty shit hot (in my opinion) emergise and secret diary of a good girl website.
Cheers!
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“Sometimes assuming they know you love them isn’t enough. So how’s about today you just let those beautifully special people in your life, know that they’re beautifully special.
Je t’aime, Te amo, Ich liebe dich, Ik houd van u.”
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“Okey dokey, let’s get cracking shall we. There happens to be a lot of people who think you’re pretty fantabulousy so lets show em what you’re made of!
It’s all about you today, sexy.”
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“There’s something really quite liberating about using the word NO hey. So say NO to something and celebrate wildly with your very own liberated party for one – Yeehaa!
Anyone for punch? Where did I leave my keys?”
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Listen, what happened in the past my lovely is just that, in the past. Even though it matters, it’s not everything. It’s like driving your car backwards, you’ll certainly get there, but if you drive forwards you’ll get there even quicker and without a sore neck.
Free your neck, free yourself!
Lardy dardy
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I believe in you, so what are you waiting for? Show em what you’re made of!
You friggin rock!
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Ok this is crazy, if I hear you think one more time that you’re not totally incredible, I’ll set my giant poodle on you. She’s bright pink, the size of a house and called ‘Beliefy baby’.
Grrrrrrrrrr.
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You, my wonderful, hold the key to everything you’ve ever wanted, all you need to do is remember where you left it!
I’ll give you a clue. It’s inside.
Shenanigans flanigans
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Listen, between you and me, I think you’ve been working pretty damn hard recently so why don’t you give yourself a little break today. You know that you’ve earned it ;-)
Chillax my lovely
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There’s no point in worrying about tomorrow, because if you think about it, tomorrow never comes. My beautiful, bring yourself back to today and make today your priority.
Snugglies…
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It’s crazy how something so important can be overlooked so much of the time. I know that most people should’ve caught up with telepathy and be able to read your mind by now but the fact of the matter is they can’t.
I think it was once referred to as the art of conversation.
Did you hear what I said? Ssssh, I’m listening.
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Welcome to 'emergise' and my blog, 'secret diary of a good girl'. Let me introduce myself, my name is Emma Fairclough and I am a good girl. I am a good girl with a twist.
